photo essay: I don't always have much of a social life (and that's just fine with me)

subtitle: some wierd shit I found on my phone.

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(unix)

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(hi)

why?? why not?

Ur shouldn't have counted

i'm rich!

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(plant life)

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(a lovely stroll)

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(video games rot your brain)

FORT!

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(dark! brooding!)

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(blur!)

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(hey)

SHH!

BSG

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(inter dimensional shift)

warp speed!

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fuck windows

THE ENTRIES ARE IN!

Please e-mail me your choice
(identify by the bold-type title below each entry)

edit: MISSED ONE
ALIEN - fucking outerspace zombies!
Always clawing at your throat and turning
you into a crazed mouthless drone.

GLITTER! - I think I would have to buy a matching
hand-bag and dog.

EN GARDE! - I'll smoke rolled cigarettes and look
down on all of you for not being french.

POIROT - I wouldn't mind this one too much.
Like most hats, that bowler doesn't fit too well,
but if anyone said anything I'd just pull
out my pepperbox and scramble their brains.

CURL! - I can see it now.
Walking the earth.
Having adventures. Going places.
Shooting people.

BRAINS! - jslllllll eaat.

DORK OF FRANKENSTEIN! - that's what 12,000
volts will do to you.

BOZO THE MASOCHIST

MUTANT MERMAN

YEA. THAT'S A SHIT BEARD. - I have
some fucked up friends.

I EXIST IN THE FIFTH DIMENSION - !*&^#* $*#
&&#*@(((!)#

RASTA - indeed. why not?

I'm sorry guys, I just had a bit

of a yarn accident. I'm better now.

The original - nah, only suckers would vote for this one.

BALD! - without ears! nobody wants to see

that walking down the street.